Who should have won it?

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[u/Special_Cry468]

Well, there's this girl I saw once at the bus stop, when I was passing by going to the shops. You should've seen her, man. That girl was perfect.

[u/WhaddyaShay → u/Special_Cry468]

Dang I bet

[u/krzykris11 → u/Special_Cry468]

I wish I had a picture of the girl I fell in love with on a weeks vacation in Myrtle Beach when I was 14. She was the first Southern Belle I ever loved.

[u/books_cats_please → u/krzykris11]

This reminds me of a part from one of JD Salinger's short stories:

Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well or how badly the man actually knew the girl doesn't necessarily affect the transformation. She was there, and she was the whole city, and that's that.

[u/addamee → u/krzykris11]

Whoa, I have a similar Myrtle Beach story, same age and all. 

[u/Son_of_steven19 → u/addamee]

Wait.... is it happening?

[u/cavern-of-the-fayth → u/Son_of_steven19]

Kratos here- No

[u/Sonic2726 → u/Son_of_steven19]

This would have been epic if they both saw this (guy and girl)

[u/SexyMonad → u/Sonic2726]

Or if these are two guys and they found out they both fell in love with the same girl a long time ago, and then they realized that they would never love another woman like that again, then became gay and met years later and started being gay together and grew old as a family and then found out through anonymous reddit accounts that they were in love with the same girl who broke their hearts and broke up because what the hell bro, she was cheating on me with you?

[u/fulknerraIII → u/krzykris11]

I fell love with a girl at the rock show. I remember it was hot a ass summer and I was at the warped tour. We were both 17, didn't have any purpose or direction. But honestly man everything was better when she was around.

[u/milesamsterdam → u/krzykris11]

“Whatever happens to a boy the summer he’s 14 can mark him for life.” -Lolita

[u/sername_generic → u/milesamsterdam]

UH OH

[u/WineNerdAndProud → u/Special_Cry468]

I love how we all have that one girl we saw once that we're never going to forget.

For me it was a girl waiting in line at a Wendy's in one of the uMich cafeterias.

I remember thinking to myself "it must be so annoying to constantly just stop people in their tracks simply by existing".

[u/skippybefree → u/WineNerdAndProud]

About 10 years ago I saw a woman crossing the street and I still think about her sometimes. She had a similar vibe to the mechanic from Atlantis but in a tank top with suspenders, and she was stunning. I nearly stopped walking in the middle of the road

[u/Either-Age-782 → u/WineNerdAndProud]

Must be nice. I never see guys like that

[u/mikesalami → u/Special_Cry468]

I see random women on the street daily more attractive than most celebrities.

Also my girlfriend.

[u/Ash_After_Dark → u/mikesalami]

That's a load bearing line break right there

[u/traws06 → u/Special_Cry468]

Oh gawd I remember her. How could I forget

[u/NickThePask → u/Special_Cry468]

Her man was perfect as well?

[u/Rich_Mycologist_7671 → u/Special_Cry468]

I, too, choose this guy's crush

[u/eastcoastjon]

Well she was just in a movie so clearly promotional.

[u/PercyvonPickles → u/eastcoastjon]

Right?! It always is...

[u/The53rdChops → u/PercyvonPickles]

Is the one on the left not an option? Hold on I think they are the same person!

[u/Description_Friendly → u/The53rdChops]

"Grandma. You're drunk. Go to bed. I told you already, I'll feed the damn cat! Just go!"

[u/sir_slothsalot → u/eastcoastjon]

She has many movies this year. Devil wears prada, Odyssey, the end of oak Street. She's been around for many years and has always been a looker. To get this now it's so obviously pr. 

[u/SenorJeffer → u/sir_slothsalot]

I've been crushing on her for over 2 decades now

[u/AdLeast7721 → u/SenorJeffer]

I mean same here! She’s always been smokin hot

[u/mfukar → u/sir_slothsalot]

It almost seems like, and bear with me, that the award, in itself, is a pr stunt and, that's just how it looks from over here, but, dishonest?

[u/meltyandbuttery → u/eastcoastjon]

Subjective women’s beauty award is promotional, and other hard hitting journalism

[u/Loser99999999 → u/eastcoastjon]

Actress is in movie, more news at 11

[u/Lovat69 → u/eastcoastjon]

Two, she's in two movies.

[u/aw-un → u/Lovat69]

She’s in 5 this year

[u/Oneilcruzsucksass → u/aw-un]

She's in all the movies this year

[u/Thanautopsy → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

You're thinking of Zendaya.

[u/Tupperbaby → u/Thanautopsy]

Yes, but what is Zendaya wearing today? It's important that we know. At least the Internet thinks so.

[u/TB1289 → u/Oneilcruzsucksass]

She's Pedro Pascal?

[u/Mobile-Bar7732 → u/TB1289]

No, the Rock.

[u/TB1289 → u/Mobile-Bar7732]

After Moana he might not be in anything for awhile

[u/BardWRLD → u/TB1289]

If starring in a bad movie was grounds for Dwayne Johnson to stop getting roles then he would have be kicked out of Hollywood two decades ago.

[u/TB1289 → u/BardWRLD]

Losing $100 million at the box office for the second time might do it.

[u/FruitlessEndevour → u/TB1289]

yeah, but you can't blame the rock for that. They pushed a live action remake of a movie that's not even that old. Moana 2 just came out, and they expect people to want to go see a live action of the original? trying to reuse IPs so soon bit them in the ass

[u/ltsouthernbelle → u/TB1289]

Bad movies don’t hold that man back, he’ll do twice as many movies next year.

[u/felix_seanathon → u/aw-un]

Wtf she's been busy

[u/troveofcatastrophe → u/felix_seanathon]

And she’s heavily surprise pregnant, so yes.

[u/mosquem → u/aw-un]

Damn you’d think it’s her job or something

[u/Itchy-Opposite7704 → u/Lovat69]

My wife

[u/SoVerySick314159 → u/Itchy-Opposite7704]

My wife

I read this in Borat's voice.

[u/ThetaThoughts → u/eastcoastjon]

This. 100%.

[u/Superb-Possibility-9]

Just more Odyssey movie puffery

[u/Federal-Data-Center → u/Superb-Possibility-9]

What makes you think its Odyssey and not The Devil Wears Prada 🤔

[u/Valentinee105 → u/Federal-Data-Center]

I thought it was The End of Oak Street.

[u/Greekklitoris]

My mom

[u/Affectionate-Word779 → u/Greekklitoris]

Yes, agreed. This guys mom.

[u/Bright-Strength4182 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

Hey, only HE can say that

[u/Agnosticfrontbum → u/Bright-Strength4182]

Nah, she said we could all say it.

[u/dungeoncrawler71520 → u/Agnosticfrontbum]

Got a mom pass?

[u/Agnosticfrontbum → u/dungeoncrawler71520]

DM me

[u/MrWarManiac → u/Agnosticfrontbum]

nice try, french fry.

[u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh → u/MrWarManiac]

So we shouldn’t dm them?

[u/WintersDoomsday → u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh]

Too late….

[u/onion_lord6 → u/WintersDoomsday]

Time doesn't exist...

[u/cal-brew-sharp → u/dungeoncrawler71520]

You wouldn't pass on this mom.

[u/Ophidyan → u/Agnosticfrontbum]

That's what she said, yes.

[u/Benjaphar → u/Bright-Strength4182]

GreekKlitoris’s mom has got it going on.

[u/That-Ad-4300 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

I too choose this guy's mom

[u/Bulky-Internal8579 → u/That-Ad-4300]

She chose well. And frequently.

[u/No-Difference-4418 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

Can confirm

[u/Reasonable-Resort822 → u/Affectionate-Word779]

Yes his mom , agreed 👍

[u/DJ_faceplant → u/Greekklitoris]

I also choose this guy's mom.

[u/lisaismijnbestie → u/DJ_faceplant]

His mom is hot

[u/N1CET1M → u/DJ_faceplant]

I understood that reference

[u/Legitimate_Fig9818 → u/DJ_faceplant]

You aren't the first and won't be the last

[u/KaliVilNo1 → u/DJ_faceplant]

That poster's mom has it going on 🎶

[u/Silent-Low-1143 → u/Greekklitoris]

She starred in Odyssey not Oedipus lol.

Honestly though, that's really sweet 🩷

[u/Icy-Entertainment-25 → u/Greekklitoris]

Well done lad

[u/your-mom-- → u/Greekklitoris]

Thanks dawg

[u/Stormlight_Silver → u/Greekklitoris]

Stop breaking your arms

[u/paradigm619 → u/Stormlight_Silver]

IYKYK

[u/Jack_Forge → u/Greekklitoris]

Tell your mom I said Hello.

[u/imusuallywatching]

Well i didnt vote for her?

[u/Captainxpunch → u/imusuallywatching]

Well, Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government after all.

[u/Satyr121 → u/Captainxpunch]

Supreme executive beauty derives from the mandate of the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

[u/culner → u/Satyr121]

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[u/Niggly-Wiggly-489 → u/culner]

If I went around saying I was emperor cuz some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, theyd put me away!

[u/GrimaceMusically → u/Niggly-Wiggly-489]

Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!

[u/Corinthian82 → u/GrimaceMusically]

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

[u/moonstercookie → u/GrimaceMusically]

Bloody peasant!

[u/janitor1986 → u/moonstercookie]

Oh what a giveaway. Did you hear that? Did you hear that eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn't you?

[u/s3rviens → u/janitor1986]

Was that Horrible Histories? My son is going through a phase of rewatching them all and it sounds familiar.

[u/catonic → u/s3rviens]

Holy Grail.

[u/SZMatheson → u/Captainxpunch]

I'd cast Anne as the lady of the lake though

[u/maninahat → u/SZMatheson]

Such roles must be reserved for Eva Green.

[u/Captain-Hornblower → u/Captainxpunch]

/r/unexpectedmontypython

[u/Double_A_92]

Those awards are all random bullshit anyway.

[u/hsoj48 → u/Double_A_92]

What awards? This is just a meme-formatted photo of Anne Hathaway. You guys know you can just write anything down and it doesnt make it true right?

[u/DanGleeballs → u/hsoj48]

Just like the FIFA peace prize

[u/kaboom-boom-pow → u/DanGleeballs]

At least for an Oscar, the winner actually was in a movie. The was no peace going on for that fifa prize!

[u/Frankie_T9000 → u/kaboom-boom-pow]

no, he has made peace. Especially with Iran. Dozens of times.

[u/kaboom-boom-pow → u/Frankie_T9000]

Peace and war have merged together to make America great again

[u/CodeMonkeyX → u/hsoj48]

I googled it too thinking it was made up. But apparently it's People Magazine bull crap. So it is real and also a promotion for the movie. It said it's based on public polling and opinion. Basically they can say whatever they want.

[u/AqueousJam → u/hsoj48]

CONGRATULATIONS! This comment has just won COMMENT OF THE YEAR! 

[u/ZaphodThreepwood → u/Double_A_92]

Elites patting each other on the back. Like the Oscars

[u/47362514736251]

It's sad that this is considered interesting

[u/BiasedCrumb → u/47362514736251]

It's even sadder that I scrolled this far to find this comment before I write it myself.

[u/Pickle_Good]

A random girl working at McDonald's.

[u/Reef-Coral → u/Pickle_Good]

Fr dude, you pull up to a drive thu and the most perfect woman is there taking your card

[u/RogueBromeliad → u/Reef-Coral]

Nah, it's this woman I saw on the tube once.

[u/Hunterio009 → u/RogueBromeliad]

James Blunt? Is that you?

[u/Sans_Seriphim → u/Hunterio009]

We found his Reddit account!

[u/flojo2012 → u/RogueBromeliad]

Playing the tuba? Hell ya tuba woman

[u/PerceptionEastern459 → u/RogueBromeliad]

She must have ended up cleaning a train station in Switzerland cos that's where I saw her. 10 years ago and I just recently got my jaw back off the floor.

[u/GearnTheDwarf → u/Reef-Coral]

Or that british girl in the grey sweat suit and flip flops waiting next to you in the Toyota service center years ago . . .

[u/ridethroughlife → u/Pickle_Good]

I came here to say something like that. They're all over in the weirdest places. Like the hottest girl ever will be working a double at some warehouse.

[u/house3331]

Regular people seeing celebrities as lame is one of the best things about the new world. We get it now

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/house3331]

They’re too available nowadays. When I was growing up they were in the movies and a very occasional interview only. They were mysterious. I don’t remember having an opinion on many of them beyond I love a film they were in.

Now they’ve got their own podcasts, alcohol product, they’re all over the internet on every promo going before their latest whatever comes out. And you realise they’re just people. And most people are fucking annoying.

Edit: grammar

[u/Cellophaneflower89 → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

I think there’s also an element of people realizing just the heinous amount of wealth and power some of these people have when the world is actively falling apart.

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/Cellophaneflower89]

Exactly. It’s listening to them talk about how hard it was to make film X or Y and then tell some showbiz story that no one can relate to. Some of them are obviously down to earth and cool people, but many live on another planet and don’t care if we know it.

[u/Cellophaneflower89 → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

That AND during COVID there were a lot of moments where they were complaining from their mansions which just wasn’t a great look

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

Also then finding out they got paid $10m for making film X and $15m for making film Y.

[u/Humacti → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

Hey, they need those salaries. Have you seen the insurance on a mansion in the Hamptons?

[u/Generic-Cheese → u/Cellophaneflower89]

Also how with social media, we find that quite a few of them are despicable

[u/Humacti → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

And you realise they’re just people

Worse still, people with opinions.

[u/sawn-off-snotgun → u/Humacti]

Often very weird and shit opinions.

[u/JamesLikesIt → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

Doesn’t help that social media has made many of them feel like they need to chime in on topics they have absolutely no idea about lol 

[u/ConfusedAndCurious17 → u/sawn-off-snotgun]

They were always just people. I have never understood people shitting themselves over meeting some big time actor or whatever. It would be kinda cool to get to sit with and talk to people involved in making a piece of media I enjoy to see if there was anything I didn’t know about it, or if they have some insight, but I’m not gonna wait in line forever and start crying because I got to stand near an actor and got their autograph.

My wife got her hand touched by Katy Perry I think it was a long time ago and she was acting like she had been blessed by a god. I don’t get it.

[u/EnvironmentClear4511 → u/house3331]

You kidding? Reddit absolutely gawks and fawns over their favorite celebrities. They only pretend to be above it all when it's someone they don't like.

[u/Furtive_Operator → u/house3331]

The new replacement is "influencers". Same premise different name, and same gullible crowd eating it all up

[u/xChoke1x]

Who fucking cares?

[u/Trivm001 → u/xChoke1x]

literally

[u/bloody_walnuts → u/xChoke1x]

this the real answer

[u/Specific-Adagio9130]

They really pushing that movie

[u/RoostyChickendog]

lmao by whom

[u/Sad_Picture3642]

HR meme lady?

[u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

My wife looks better.

[u/rdreyar1 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

I prefer your wife as well

[u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 → u/rdreyar1]

I also choose this man's wife

[u/Lapidariest → u/Carpeted_Bathroom2]

that man knows how to wife!

[u/One_Helicopter433 → u/Lapidariest]

Sharing is caring!

[u/Prodigalsunspot → u/One_Helicopter433]

And my axe!

[u/Lapidariest → u/Prodigalsunspot]

and this man's ex!

[u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 → u/Lapidariest]

twist he is married to Anne Hathaway

[u/DeliciousComb7984 → u/rdreyar1]

Oi

[u/Initial_Row_6400 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

Our wife

[u/Dorrono → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

Blink twice, if your wife is watching you right now

[u/Rincethis → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

agreed

[u/InternalSevere9271 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

I always tell her that.

[u/GibsonsReady → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

I choose this guy's dead wife too

[u/Due_Reputation3785 → u/Wild_Neighborhood605]

Pics?

[u/toleChr15]

Who even cares about these anymore?

[u/prince-pauper]

Celebrities are boring.

[u/weelluuuu → u/prince-pauper]

I mean when's the last time one ever threw me a party?

[u/1wrx2subarus → u/prince-pauper]

You’re right about that. Watch any interview on late night tv and the vast majority of celebs are about as boring as watching paint dry. I’ve always got to change the channel.

[u/TarnishedAccount]

She’s a good looking gal

[u/DrMooshoo]

It’s like in the office, them debating if Hilary swank is hot or sexy

[u/thegentlebarbarian]

Okay Hollywood, She's pretty. now get over it!!

[u/SameDistrict2627]

LOL--marketing works.

[u/Less-Inflation5072]

The waitress in my town is half-Japanese and half-Italian, I think she should’ve won.

[u/OGKillertunes]

I think Anne Hathaway is pretty hot.

[u/bloodredcookie]

Who is voting in these things?

[u/zbornakssyndrome]

Oh great, a thread pitting women's superficial beauty against one another

[u/ComputerDecent463 → u/zbornakssyndrome]

In your attempt to be annoying you did a massive self-own.

It is fine to pit superficial beauty against each other. We are not tying their WORTH to their beauty though.

[u/Critical-Design4408]

This is hard to pick because it's so subjective..

[u/Ok-Run2845]

Could be anyone, it depends on who is giving the award. Beauty is on the eye of the beholder.

[u/Shiny_Greenfish → u/Ok-Run2845]

I dislike it on my eye.

[u/erything4sale → u/Shiny_Greenfish]

That's how you get pink eye

[u/GeorgeMcCrate]

Did anybody else think she's wearing absolutely gigantic hoop earrings?

[u/ocxtitan → u/GeorgeMcCrate]

how high are you?

[u/shenanigan9611]

My mum.

[u/DonovanMcLoughlin]

Anyone who cares about "awards" in 2026 is a dork.

[u/sub_atomic_]

Unfairness of this world makes me want to live in a wood away from all people

[u/Motorcyclegrrl]

God that would be so much pressure. Geeze

[u/rikk1116]

Either Victoria Justice or Margot Robbie.

[u/philly2540]

“And the award for Best Makeup and Styling goes to….”

[u/Aeon1508]

Inde Navarrette

She turned 750K into half a billion

[u/VisibleRoad3504]

Would not argue with that.

[u/187Deluxebox]

My uncle mike but hes in jail

[u/Decent_Citron_7480]

Anne looks good. I'm cool with it.

[u/autyrock]

I don’t understand the hate. I love her, and I think she is gorgeous.

[u/Warm_Move7997]

Anne Hathaway. She's fucking hot. Did you see her as Catwoman?!

[u/Odd-Process8617]

She is very pretty tho

[u/witchfinderactual]

Bullshit, that title belongs to my wife ad-infinitum.

[u/CanIDevIt → u/witchfinderactual]

That's an unusual name she has there.

[u/PercyvonPickles → u/witchfinderactual]

Like the band Ad-Infinitum's, front woman, Melissa Bonny? Well done!

[u/almostasenpai]

The girl reading this

[u/Tough_Plankton245]

nobody

[u/Admirable_Papaya8659]

anne hathaway is a perfect looking woman im glad she got praise for her efforts

[u/BiG_DrEw87]

Sydney Sweeney!!!

JK...

Its her tits.... Tits tits tits...

She knows what we want...

[u/United-Sprinkles-975]

🍆

[u/Purple_Revolution146]

She’s pretty but there isn’t just one beauty standard. I find so many people “pretty” or “interesting “

[u/MirrorKooky3130]

Wizard Bisan

[u/i_am_groot_84]

https://reddit.com/link/oy3itg3/video/mujl0u1kssdh1/player

[u/OLDmanBOB13]

Absolutely terrible decision just look at that negative canthal tilt.

Jk she looks good, just making fun of lookmaxxing.

[u/Daktarba]

These beauty contests and polls are utterly shortsighted....when they select miss UNIVERSE, all the participants are just from EARTH!

[u/Annual-Afternoon-903]

So what.

[u/metallicadefender]

Shes drop dead gorgeous and should be arrested or at least slapped with hefty fine for being so gorgeous.

[u/jjmawaken]

What's wrong with Anne Hathaway?