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u/dweebybaybee 11h ago
This looks like it could be an advert for a scholastic book fair or something does anyone understand what I mean? I swear I'm not crazy
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u/girlsgoneoscarwilde 11h ago
Yeah, just add a quote from a classic children’s book on the bottom and a nebulous imperative statement related to knowledge on the top
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u/Freud-Network 10h ago
"Second star to the right, and straight on till morning."
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u/Joeliosis 11h ago
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u/onlykindofamethaddic 10h ago
Big DiC Energy here
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u/Wiggie49 10h ago
God I miss the book fair
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u/dlssmit4 10h ago
My daughter's school does a Scholastic Book Fair every year so I vicariously live through her and ball out buying so many books.
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u/Dale_Carvello 10h ago
Or one of those whimsical/abstract inspiration graphics they used for the school yearbook in the 1990s
Aside, I really like it, there's a coziness to it that's difficult to describe.
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u/gustofwindddance 5h ago
The open window, metaphor for opening your mind, looking at the bigger picture.
The big dipper, stars in the sky and a familiar figure of something you might have seen in your own home, raises the question
How can something so far away seem so familiar? What can I do to reach this familiar celestial object and learn more of it?
Or something idk.
It’s a very grade school scholarly picture, I get it.
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u/Desertnurse760 11h ago
The middle star in the handle is Mizar, a double star. Supposedly, Native American tribes used it as visual acuity test. I didn't believe that until one night I was explaining the Big Dipper to my 5 y.o. daughter and she told me she could see two stars even though I had never told her that.
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u/byerss 11h ago
You can see it in this photo if you zoom in.
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u/InbetweenWeekends 11h ago
Are you sure it's not my astigmatism?
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u/IWantToBuyAVowel 11h ago
My dream is to see the moon not blurry af.
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u/tristen620 10h ago
Go get an okay-ish set of binoculars and... take OFF your glasses.
I don't know why it didn't occur to me before but I recently just started using mine without my glasses and HOLY SMOKES is it nice to do something without my glasses on, even if... they are just bulkier more awkward glasses, also ... the Moon looks amazing!15
u/OldPoet3440 10h ago
Hey which ones do you have
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u/tristen620 10h ago
Originally I had some bushnells from the 1980s but they were dirty as hell and abused so those are for the kids out in the yard.
Now I have some Vortex 10x42 Diamondback HD's and holy smokes they are awesome. but they were like $199 on sale so.... be ready for expensive glass if you go beyond a nice $50 pair.7
u/1HopeTheresTapes 10h ago
That’s what I got during the pandemic lockdown. Excellent for sky and birds with the Merlin bird ID app.
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u/Creeping_python 8h ago
I am addicted to recording birds with Merlin, freakin Jeremy Clarkson got me hooked.
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u/ihopethisisvalid 8h ago
$199 is a great deal dude I’m looking at binos rn and the cost is astonishing
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u/JoeFTPgamerIOS 8h ago
Vortex stuff was on sale at sportsman warehouse this week. Pretty sure still going on.
Edit. I checked it is. But I was not expecting to a $1,700 pair, and I swear I know what astonished means.2
u/tristen620 8h ago
Yeah, I've never been one to buy expensive gear or even new gear it was shocking to find out that $200 is the 'very-low' end of the good stuff.
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u/astrid_autumn 9h ago
honestly my favorite thing about getting glasses a few years ago is being able to see the moon more clearly, it’s incredible
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u/Dorkamundo 10h ago
What's a stigmatism?
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u/SmellyMammoth 10h ago
Not much, what’s a stigmatism with you?
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u/grantrules 7h ago
This is peak comedy right here. I've been laughing out loud far longer than I should.
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u/KrissiKross 10h ago
I have astigmatism in both eyes, one more than the other. It’s when your corneas turn oval-shaped instead of the round they’re supposed to be. I know there’s more science-y shit I could say, but that’s what I remember from what my eye doc told me lol
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u/Gobias_Industries 11h ago
And not only is it a naked eye double but both stars, Mizar and Alcor, are themselves a double but you can't see that without a good telescope.
And not only that but the two stars of Mizar, A and B, are each themselves a double! So what looks like a single star at a glance is actually six!
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u/therealhyperborean 11h ago
That visual acuity test started with the Arab astronomers. Mizar & Alcor, the two stars.
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u/grimsaur 10h ago
I believe both are also multiple star systems, that move together. After looking, Mizar is a quadruple star system, and Alcor is a a binary star system, so they make a sextuple system.
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u/Ornery_Reality546 3h ago
Considering the Native Americans were never in contact with Arabs, you can’t say where it started because they would have started at unrelated times without knowledge of each other.
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u/Dorkamundo 10h ago
Yea, back then it was far more functional as a visual acuity test.
In modern times, with pollution via light and other sources, it's not often visible to the naked eye.
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u/fullraph 11h ago
If I open my window like that without a screen in place, the house will be full of flying bugs within minutes.
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u/shitposts_over_9000 11h ago
if I open my windows like that I fall off the ladder
why is the frame installed backwards?
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u/thefoam 10h ago
the stars are coming from inside the house
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u/astrid_autumn 9h ago
the big dipper? at this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the country? localized entirely within your kitchen?
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u/throwaway098764567 6h ago
how else are you supposed to get soup out of the pot without the big dipper in your kitchen
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u/Bk_nor_bk 10h ago
Even if all the lights are off???
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u/fullraph 10h ago
I wouldn't risk it.
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u/Bk_nor_bk 8h ago
Just for curiosity's sake, is it mosquitos that terrorise you or just bugs in general?
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u/ArtemisInSpace 11h ago
OP just doxxed themself. Now we all know they live in the northern hemisphere. Smh. 😔
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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 10h ago
and far enough north to open your windows at night?? never done this in my entire life without a screen
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u/throwaway098764567 6h ago
alaska even has huge swarms of skeeters, perhaps op likes to live dangerously
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u/37Cross 11h ago
Jealous. I would just stare at that for hours.
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u/Sock989 11h ago
Same! So much light pollution near me I'm lucky if I see a single star.
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u/MrsSalmalin 10h ago
I once camped in the mountains. It was really early in the season and I was alone and worried about bears so I slept in my SUV. Laid the back seats down and laid back with my head on the armrest between the driver and passenger. The view from the sunroof was the big dipper, I'll never forget it. I took so long to fall asleep since I just stared at it. 10/10 camping experience. Woke up to snow on the ground 😂
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u/2infNbynd 10h ago
In hours it won’t be there
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u/37Cross 10h ago
Technically correct is the best kind of correct! Even if the dipper will disappear, I’d still enjoy seeing the night sky and let my imagination run wild.
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u/JonatasA 5h ago
I'd start thinking about background radiation. Like when you're in desd silence and your brain starts making dizzying noises.
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u/Fit_Tap_3550 11h ago
I actually have the small one with freckles on my arm - the only star sign I really know
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u/Fit_Tap_3550 11h ago
Oh my! This is so cool!! (I can't post any pictures here sadly, but I love it!)
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u/indelicatedenial 1h ago
I have the freckle constellation of Libra on my back, Scorpio on my thigh and Orion on my belly. No one ever thinks it’s cool when I show them with sharpie.
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u/terminalbungus 11h ago
Must not be that big if it can fit through your window. UNIMPRESSED BY THIS ARTERISM - 1/5⭐️
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u/thenletskeepdancing 11h ago
Glorious. I can smell that night air and hear the crickets. Is there a stream too?
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u/Doodle-Doodler 7h ago
Camelopardalis a joke to you?
"Camelopardalis is a large but faint constellation of the Northern Sky representing a giraffe."
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u/tahnmeep 11h ago
So lovely!!! Once I was asleep on a plane, woke up, and it was framed perfectly in the window. Can’t find a picture, but the perfect framing felt magical!
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u/IsThistheWord 8h ago
A lot of people say, "Donna, you get so wrapped up in the physics of it. Don't you ever have any fun?"
And I say, "Well I go up and I look at the stars through my telescope and I see the Little Dipster or I see the Big Dipster."
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u/geoadude100 10h ago
I used to stare at that constellation from my tent while camping on summer nights with my family as a kid... I miss being a kid
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u/raged-cashew 9h ago
When I'm looking out the window I like to think how no one else in the entire world has THIS particular view of the sky, only me.
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u/-Call-me-Cal- 7h ago
Looking up at the stars is one of the most relaxing ways to ebd your day imo.
Enjoy every second of it. 🥰
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u/oldman-recon 11h ago
...now use it to find the north star and add a tiny window to see that...and watch the universe spin around it...
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u/gambito121 8h ago
If you like anime, check out Fist of the North Star which revolves around this constellation
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u/hankmoody_irl 11h ago
I saw, said “hmm, mildly interesting” then scrolled on then came back and said “okay makes sense.”
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u/PlainLikeJane 11h ago
I would worship bedtime in my house. there'd be no staying the night anywhere cuz I got the dipper out my window at home.
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u/Additional-Maize3980 11h ago
Imagine if a dude on one of the planets in that big dipper was on their version of reddit posting the same thing in reverse
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u/No_Literature_9059 11h ago
That's tight! I'm excited I can finally see the moon from my bed and living room. Nice view all the way to the horizon mostly so I should catch some big ones in a few months. Plus a telescope that looks at it ok. Not what I thought I was going to see but still fun.
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u/Aceofspades1313 11h ago
Where do you live that you dont immediately have 1billion gnats in your room









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u/mjh215 11h ago
Within an hour the geoguesser dudes are going to know exactly where you live.