r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 14h ago

WTF The toxic ex, that was always gaslighting you....

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u/Dhenn004 14h ago

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u/AdmiralSplinter 12h ago

Not only this, but imagine dropping the ball on screw worms and then chiding Canada for not raking their entire massive fucking forests

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u/Gogogrl 11h ago

Which wouldn’t do a fucking thing anyway. Why did they latch onto ‘raking the forests’?!?

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u/AdmiralSplinter 11h ago

It's a dumb-guy "solution" to a complicated problem. The funny part is that if they had been raking the California forests, musk would've called it "waste" (which it absolutely would be, can you imagine raking an entire national park?) and cut funding for it anyway. Just like screw worm prevention...

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u/Party-Coach-4100 9h ago edited 7h ago

The plans is to rake all the forest clean. Then when the trees struggle from lack of nutrients monsanto some corpo can get a big contract to fertilize all the forests. Of course all the trees will still die from the lack moisture in the soil as the top soil bakes in the sun.

Edit: monsanto doesn't make fertilizer

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u/Kodamurphy 8h ago edited 7h ago

Can we just skip to the part where we water the plants with Brawndo?

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 8h ago

No, we'll do it even bigly-er and better-er!

We must convert all the fire tankers used for water and flame retardant drops to Brawndo Bombers (TM) probably!

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u/DisplayNo1322 7h ago

It's what plants crave!

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u/drinkacid 9h ago

Where would you rake it to? Out of the forests and into civilization? Or maybe a national forest sized garbage can to burn like you would with the autumn leaves from your lawn? Raking a forest is the solution someone gives if they have never been to a real forest, let alone barely leave their own resort estates.

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u/shockandale 9h ago

OK, so we rake it. Do we rake it into big piles and then tell the piles not to burn?

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u/DebtLiber8or 11h ago

Dude this is the same guy who suggested injecting oneself with bleach to cure COVID so...

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u/macguyver3000 9h ago

Trump once heard someone talk about raking the forest floor to reduce the chances of fire. Something that is actually done in very small areas. And of course he decided that he know knows the secret to preventing wildfires.
It’s exactly the same as why he recommended bleach and sunshine for COVID, or dropping a nuclear bomb into a hurricane. Or even why he is so in love with tariffs.

He has the mind of a child and can’t comprehend how things actually work.

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u/c3white 11h ago

Cause otherwise he has to talk about climate change.

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u/Helios575 11h ago

because they are a dumb cult that worships him like the next coming of Jesus so he can't possibly be wrong about anything or that means God is wrong and that is heresy.

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u/MrJust-A-Guy 9h ago edited 5h ago

Because the city boy has never been in a forest in his fucking life.

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u/Kolizuljin 11h ago

It's a way to avoid facing climate change.

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u/binary-cryptic 10h ago

He's never been to a forest in his too-long life. He thinks you can just go out there with a rake and gather up the dry leaves.

He also thinks we only need to leave a "little bit" of the environment, but it can't get in the way of business.

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u/ciret7 10h ago

They stopped monitoring Screw worms and cyclospora, along with Campylobacter, Listeria, Shigella, Vibrio, Yersinia. It’s only going to get better, not 🤦‍♂️

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u/coffeeandcoffeeand 12h ago

I hope the President of Mexico puts out a statement nearly word for word of this about the US.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 8h ago

And Canada too, they get those southern winds blowing OUR forest fire smoke their way!

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u/RealisticTemporary70 14h ago

Just ignore the fact that California is on fire every year

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u/Agreeable_Catch296 14h ago

And Canada routinely sends water bombers to California to help out.

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u/Dry-Membership8141 14h ago

And one of them died fighting the Gold Mountain fire in Colorado five fucking days ago.

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u/Desperate-Leather-38 14h ago

Wow. What a sad irony 

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u/bicycling_bookworm 13h ago edited 12h ago

Yeah, it is.

If a US firefighter died on our soil, we’d be talking about it. We’d be mourning with the US.

Instead, our firefighters are actively assisting in the US right now, one has died without even a fucking note of thanks, there are Republican senators trying to sanction Canada, every social media platform is filled with USians pissing and moaning about our fires, and we’ve got the Cheeto-in-Charge trying to rile dumbasses up further.

It’s disrespectful and it’s infuriating. I’ve never heard a Canadian carry on like this when the winds carry smoke up to us from US fires. And it does happen. But, you think, “Well, that’s a tragedy. I hope people are safe.”

Like how is this clown going to axe the US Forest Service and then have the gall to post shit like this about Canada? PMO.

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The Canadian was Nicholas Dale and he was a wildfire helicopter pilot out of British Columbia. He died July 12th firefighting in Colorado in the Gold Mountain Fire.

And to those in the US, mourn your own as well, Emily Barker (U.S. Forest Service), Nick Hutcherson (U.S. Forest Service), and Sydney Watson (U.S. Wildland Fire Service) were all killed on June 27th firefighting the Knowles Fire at the Utah/Colorado border.

In a time of divisiveness, remember these brave men and women that gave their lives to protect us all.

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u/FormerLifeFreak 13h ago

Well, if my ass-backwards government won’t thank Canada, then let this random American citizen give my thanks to Canada. I know you probably think: “yeah, who fucking cares what an American thinks.” And honestly I wouldn’t blame you if you did. It would be a perfectly acceptable response.

But I just wanted to let my Canadian friends know that there are those of us here that really do care about our neighbors.

And we all hope that you guys are okay.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 12h ago

co-sign

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u/Maleficent-Cap9397 12h ago edited 12h ago

I would like to say that I am also embarrassed for this type of ideology.

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 11h ago

Yup..

Its not most of us...

Its just all the loud fuckers.

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u/B3aker1968 12h ago

We know it’s not what most of you believe. He’s horrible.

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u/Weorth 11h ago

May a rogue flame from Don Jr's meth pipe lighter catch the gasses surrounding Trump and put him out of our misery.

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u/Kmonk1 12h ago

Co-signed. Canadians helped me personally when they were fighting the LA fires. I’m so grateful, and so enraged with how you’ve been treated in return.

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u/bicycling_bookworm 11h ago

I’m glad you’re safe. ♥️

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u/bicycling_bookworm 11h ago

We do know that you’re not all this way - your words aren’t meaningless or falling on deaf ears.

Please just ensure that you’re calling this energy out when you see it in your own social circles. The next time you hear a coworker, friend, colleague bitching about Canada, remind them our own pilots are a little preoccupied also firefighting on US soil right now.

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u/FormerLifeFreak 11h ago

Luckily I live in a blue state in New England, so I basically never hear people saying anything bad about Canada. But if it ever comes up, I absolutely will.

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u/Total_Piano_4778 11h ago

Mate thank you, and no most of us Canadians don't think this way and appreciate people like you. Sad what has become of the Canadian US relationship ☹️

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u/Current-Routine-2628 11h ago

This Canadian accepts. It’s not Americans. It’s your leader and admin

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u/ItachiTanuki 10h ago

Not all Americans, but over half of those who vote, voted for this kind of nonsense. Let’s not kid ourselves. There’s a deep rot at the heart of the US body politic.

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u/PantsLobbyist 12h ago

About 10 years ago the Greater Vancouver area was dealing with a ton of smoke from the US. Air quality was announced every morning on the radio so people could respond accordingly. What was done? We sent firefighters; lots of firefighters. We didn’t complain, we didn’t lay blame, we helped.

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u/Parisean 13h ago

As an American I agree. Sorry :(

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u/timelessinaz 13h ago

American as well, Trump is a massive fuck twit. Fires happen every year regardless of which side of the boarder you're on. This fucker is nothing more than all time instigator. He has zero leadership skills and no concept of problem solving. This country should throw the world's biggest parade when he eventually drops dead.

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u/Limp-Lime-8487 13h ago

Hate to say it, but as a Canadian this infuriates me. I’m tired of seeing Americans on Twitter blame us for everything. This stuff just makes me hate America.

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u/cneato 13h ago

Twitter = the worst people alive. It's a cesspool. Delete that shit and don't look back, unless you enjoy being shocked and appalled now and then

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u/Limp-Lime-8487 13h ago

The algo on Twitter is a nightmare

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u/Platt_Mallar 12h ago

I deleted my Twitter account when Musk bought it. My quality of life went up.

I should probably delete Reddit, too. lol

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u/Big_Guide_8551 12h ago

Same with Facebook and Insta. That shit is brain poison.... And FB is something like 80% bots now, anyways.

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u/Calm_Age_ 12h ago

Also it wouldn't surprise me if a lot of "Americans" on Twitter weren't really Americans.

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u/SeaPhile206 13h ago

I’m sorry our country’s leadership is absolute hot summer dumpster juice

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u/EvenToe7995 13h ago

LMFAO 🤣 omg I almost forgot! I was waiting for the hypocrisy but not for not more then 1 second... He single handedly nearly completely dismantled US forest services!

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u/MostlyBored11 13h ago

Seriously it's really pissing me off even more lately as a Canadian. Like we will still send people down to help, we always do because we know it's the right thing to do. But I'm sick and tired of this fat fucked cheeto shit head talking shit about my country. We already stopped buying your booze, your food, stopped traveling to the stated. we are pissed and we will keep this shit up as long as it takes

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u/just-a-random-accnt 12h ago

Let's not forget that throughout history the US has been the number 1 contributor to greenhouse gas emissions.

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u/HourArea6698 12h ago

I think it's time to park our fire fighters at home

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u/Comfortable_Car6562 12h ago

Time to bring them all home. Americans got this.

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u/Bertsmom18 13h ago

Thank you guys for helping us. My state is deeply in your debt. The Cheeto man is an ass hat and doesn't reflect most of us.

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u/lemme_try_again 13h ago

Fuck Donald J Trump. I hope he gets his sentence after his Presidency- 34 convictions for crimes that we would never see the outside of prison for committing (not including what he wasn't caught or convicted of)

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u/ktatsanon 13h ago

Sadly this shit stain will most likely never face the justice he deserves. I hope he, and all his lackeys, have to face a Nuremburg type trial.

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u/EmperorPenguin1116 11h ago

Canadian here: I love the fact that we are a kind enough country to send our water bombers to help the US. However, I’d 100% be in favour of placing a moratorium on that, and sending them to stay in Australia, waiting for the next fire down there instead. If their government is going to be so fucking despicably ignorant and disrespectful of our fallen, I cannot possibly understand why we’d ever want to send more people down there to help them.

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u/MunBRO 10h ago

I'm Canadian and I hope the aid stops. Honestly fuck you guys and your leadership/country. Not like we enjoy dealing with wildfire smoke either (spoken as someone with asthma and another more serious lung disease).

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u/Bertsmom18 13h ago

I didn't know that they were from Canada. I am in Colorado. Sadly we have lost 4 or 5 firefighters in the last few weeks. Heros.

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u/lavacadotoast 12h ago

The Canadian was Nicholas Dale and he was a wildfire helicopter pilot out of British Columbia. He died July 12th firefighting in Colorado in the Gold Mountain Fire

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u/sn2006gy 13h ago

The elk fire is growing too :(

I started my vacation in arizona and had to dodge fires only to find them here in CO too.

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u/PresdelaFUPA 13h ago

Canada is a wild place. Much of that is uninhabited. You are a fucking idiot if you think there are enough airplanes to put out the hundreds of Canadian wildfires.

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u/bpc1971 12h ago

1,000,000 times THIS. The Republic of Ameristan has NO CLUE that 90% of our population lives within 200km of the border.

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u/Whippet_yoga 10h ago

As a forester, nothing is more infuriating than listening to these morons try and talk forest management. They dont have a single inkling of a clue about the challenge this issue is. Republicans continue to claim there's no anthropogenic climate change when forest research scientist on both side of the border have been waving this red flag for at least 20 years.

I knew a USFS scientist in my town who was DOGE'd last year. He was fired because his research focused on carbon emissions. The exact topic? Canadian boreal wildland fires.

Fucking morons, dude.

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u/frostymugson 14h ago

And we send them back as well because we have an agreement with each other to help when one or the other needs it. The President is just pandering to the stupidly entitled

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u/No_Alternative2948 13h ago

The president has ruined our relationship with the most loyal ally we could have ever hoped for because he wants to go impress the most reprobate mass of jackasses the world has ever seen. Fuck everyone who voted for this clown, fuck everyone who couldn't be assed to show up to vote.

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u/MNJanitorKing 12h ago

Canada literally rescued YMCA kids that were camping just yesterday with their fire fighting crews.

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u/Either-Banana-7323 14h ago

And that Canada sends firefighters to said Cali fires, along with our specialized planes. We just had a remembrance of one of our Canadian firefighters that passed away fighting forest fires in Colorado, and the same day we get this. The disrespect is honestly unbelievable, yet Americans blame us for being upset.

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u/Ill-Prior-8429 14h ago edited 14h ago

An advice to Canada from Mexico, don't go around feeding rats, it'll never be enough. Rats also don't have "brothers" or "cousins" 

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u/Popular-Row4333 13h ago

I'm a little pissed that Mexico went around Canada's back the first go around to get a better deal on CUSMA, but at least your president is saying that was an eff up and she'll be dealing directly with Canada this time before talking to the US.

It's wild how many people have been burned by the US on promises, but people just keep giving them the benefit of the doubt.

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u/GooserNoose 13h ago

Because they have money. It's no different than people who kiss rich people's asses. Money motivates people more than morals and dignity.

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u/Ill-Prior-8429 13h ago

There were reports around here at that time of "sources" (I'm not arguing about reputability here) about Canadian officials discussing with their Mexican counterparts that they believed themselves to be in a better position and image with the US and each country had to do what was best for themselves so for plenty of Mexicans it was saw as beating Canada in their proposed game.

However I don't doubt there were lots of shenanigans around background that apply to both countries, it was the first Trump admin and everyone around the globe was thinking how to kiss the orange orangutan better to earn his favor. 

It's true that the best way to approach the US is united, no shenanigans, and no misguided individualism. Thankfully everybody seems to have understood. 

And I wouldn't mind seeing more Canadian produce on my shelves and less of theirs (reddit loves to censor me if I mention their country outright) 

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u/EdNorthcott 11h ago

Ditto. If I see Mexican product on the shelves, I'll buy it in favour of anything of American origin. It's a small step, and just one family, but enough people doing it makes a considerable difference.

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 14h ago

Ugh, we are the worst fucking neighbors.

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u/jtp_311 14h ago

That the West is on fire every year.

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u/Diamondback424 14h ago

I would also venture a pretty hefty bet that Canada's forest management (if that's what it's actually called) is a lot more robust than the US's.

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u/Kopitar4president 13h ago

Trump shat on California for not maintaining the forests when they're mostly federal land.

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u/EdNorthcott 11h ago

In his defense he is stupid and evil.

Hold it... no. That's just a description, not a defense. My bad.

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u/gcko 13h ago edited 13h ago

Not to mention the sheer size of our forests and their remoteness.

Even if we had the resources to do what Trump wants… most places where these huge fires happen are hundreds of kilometres from the nearest roads. Not sure how we’re supposed to get the equipment in let alone all the “debris” out.

It would be like giving someone a mop bucket at the beach, telling him to clean up the water, and having a fit when he inevitably fails.

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u/No_Alternative2948 13h ago

Your country should start sending invoices to the US for the oxygen production your forests provide.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 13h ago

Yeah, this is ridiculous force management, and picking up dead brush and stuff doesn’t make any sense

Like where they’re actually are for in California it’s pretty much crazy mountainous train where you just simply aren’t going to be able to go and clear all the dead wood even if you wanted to

I know you say Canada is gigantic has much of the same issues in terms of terrain and it’s just so big like how would you do that? How many what percentage of Canadians are we going to set about building roads to clean out anything that might burn

When in reality, there was the same amount of dead stuff, 30 years ago in both places, and there weren’t nearly the same fires

It’s almost like there’s been a change maybe to the climate which the United States is the biggest contributor to historically

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u/AcadianTraverse 12h ago

The sad truth is that the path to forest maintenance is...fire. We're now dealing with the effects of a century plus of forest management that was so vehemently preventing fires, it has allowed for the build up deadfall that would normally be taken care of via normal wildfire cycles or the types of large scale controlled burns indigenous land stewards participated in.

And the compounding effects of climate change, and we see much bigger fires and longer lasting fire seasons.

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u/TurkGonzo75 14h ago

And Colorado... in national forests

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u/stonk_fish 14h ago

A Canadian firefighter died helping fight the Colorado fires this week. Fuck this orange clown.

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u/CO_Renaissance_Man 12h ago

This should be the top post.

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u/EnderCreeper121 10h ago

When the U.S. is on fire Canada sends help

When Canada is on fire the U.S. sends complaints

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u/Extension-Highway585 12h ago

MAGAs are such Karens they’d probably say he deserved to die

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u/Neomash001 11h ago

When will the unflushable orange turd flush away???

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 14h ago

Lol. Wildfire smoke will continue until morale improves.

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u/braumbles 14h ago

Americans, stop electing the dumbest fucking people to lead this country.

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u/DrinkingVomit 14h ago edited 13h ago

We are a country of the second dumbest people on the planet. Stupid people will continue leading us.

Edit: russia is the dumbest.

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u/AardvarkAardvark_404 14h ago

I used to think this was an unfair stereotype, until I spent some time over there.

The only thing is, you seemed to be on the way up with your leaders. What happened?

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u/steelcryo 14h ago

The good leaders made the dumb people feel extra dumb, so they had to vote for one of their own to feel better.

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u/0wninat0r 14h ago

Depressingly accurate statement

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u/thefinalep 13h ago

Also, late-stage capitalism. Our politicians are purchased.

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u/OnlyBat2257 13h ago

And the dumb leader don't like smart people so he gets rid of them and surrounds himself with losers to make himself feel better. So here we are.

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u/Choano 13h ago edited 11h ago

It's worse than that. He gets rid of smart people because they won't just do what he says.

Dumb people, who would never had gotten to their level of success without Dear Leader's hand-picking them, are going to rubber-stamp whatever he says. They're not going to bite the hand that feeds them

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u/maybeornotbutyes 14h ago

This might be one of the most concise summaries I’ve seen of this whole situation

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u/Desperate-Leather-38 14h ago

The stupid people finally got their representative. 

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u/FunkmasterFo 14h ago

In simple terms it was a backlash against "on the way up"

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u/mostdope92 13h ago edited 13h ago

Trump emboldened the worst of the worst to come out of hiding and gave them a hateful person to rally around. He brought back the racist conservatives who stopped voting because they were bored with their candidates or assumed the "woke army" would just drown them out. He also pulled in dumb, foolish, bored and hateful libertarians who thought he'd be anti-establishment or loved the way he brazenly spoke and had no problem breaking typical baselines of respect and decency in politics.

This was only amplified when the Democrats gave us some of the lamest possible candidates, including Kamala without any say from the populace of their voters. This led to a lot of differing opinions from centrists all the way to leftists. She wasn't centrist enough for "centrists" (their way of saying they want an establishment Republican, even though that's basically what the Democrat party has become), Democrats were turned off by her being the forced candidate and leftists rallied against her because she was not hard enough on Israel, among other topics that could've easily gotten her a ton more votes from people who abstained or decided to go 3rd party. Just a total fumble.

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u/AardvarkAardvark_404 13h ago

The scary thing is, he has emboldened the worst people globally.

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u/mattidee 13h ago

He's fucking garbage. Ive known that for 25 fucking years. He bought his way in, and is fleecing the shit out of our bs paid off government.

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u/mostdope92 13h ago

Yup. Anyone who paid a lick of attention to this clown, even long before his tiny brain had the idea of getting into politics, should've known this would be an absolute shit show where he swindles the public, lines his own pockets and the pockets of his wealthy "friends", forces out people who don't agree with him and so much more.

It was nightmare fuel for anyone with common sense and a couple working braincells. Unfortunately those seem to be in short supply here in the US.

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u/Here4UXandFunnies 14h ago edited 12h ago

The stupid Electoral College — an archaic rule written for the original tiny colonies. It allows Republicans to slip into office even if they lose the popular vote. (GW Bush in 2000, then Trump in 2024). And Putin totally polluted social media with misinformation leading up to 2016.

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u/GrandFollowing5376 13h ago

Trump won the popular vote in the 2024 election somehow. It was the 2016 one he didnt have the popular vote.

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u/Character-Director17 13h ago

I think it's because his buddy Elon helped him get more votes than Kamala. I'm willing to bet a lot of votes for Kamala never got counted, especially in the swing states. I find it very hard to believe that he won every swing state, especially since the attendances at her rallies in those states were much higher than his.

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u/jlindley1991 13h ago

Well it really isn't all that surprising. The country is run by the ultra wealthy who know it's easier to control idiots so they spend huge amounts of money to make sure that idiots outnumber those who actively question the decisions of our leaders.

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u/_Bon_Vivant_ 14h ago

Don't blame me. I didn't vote for him. Elon Musk's hackers did.

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u/PedalBoard78 14h ago

And no one really seems to register with this. They bragged about it.

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks 13h ago

We do, but its more like a "well, what am I gonna do about it"?

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u/Here4UXandFunnies 13h ago

Yep, fixed Pennsylvania. Which Trump pretty much said out loud.

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 14h ago

I didn't vote for Tronald Dump either time...and I'm glad I didn't. Doesn't make his psychosis any easier to deal with, though.

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u/CapeCodNana 14h ago

49% of us tried so hard . The other 51% are racist homophobic assholes.

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 14h ago

Dont let the 10s of millions of registered voters who couldn’t be bothered to fill out a piece of paper off the hook either

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u/Araz728 13h ago

Yeah but I’m so glad we didn’t get Kamala Harris as president. She would have started an unconstitutional war, inflation would have run rampantly out of control, and we would have lost the respect of all our allies globally.

Hopefully I didn’t lay on the sarcasm too thick. But seriously, fuck all those “my vote doesn’t matter” or “She’s not the perfect candidate” clowns. I’d say they hopefully learned their lesson, but given how many didn’t learn it in 2016, I’m not optimistic.

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u/BrainSea7776 14h ago

Why does he randomly capitalize letters in the middle of a sentence?

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u/SongConsistent9221 14h ago

Because he's illiterate 

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u/Jackadullboy99 10h ago

It’s pretty impressive that a spoilt rich kid (albeit a congenital moron) can be sent to all the best private schools and still turn out illiterate.

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u/lodemeup 7h ago

Kinda makes you wonder how many other morons have prestigious degrees and powerful jobs that absolutely don’t deserve them either.

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u/Ok-Leg7686 14h ago

Because he's a fucking idiot.

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u/Sweet-Difference2725 13h ago

He doesn’t understand the difference between a proper noun and Things He Wants to Sound Important.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 10h ago

I also think he forgets what he's typing at multiple points throughout the sentence, in just the same way as how he speaks.

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u/YorubaOyinbo 13h ago

The same reason he uses the word “therein”

He’s constantly maintaining the onion paper-thin insulation of narcissistic deception that he’s got two brain cells to rub together.

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u/PerfectPercentage69 13h ago

Don't forget the obvious racism (ex. "Barack HUSSEIN Obama")

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u/I-Need-Scissors_61 13h ago

It’s a habit shared by many ignorant boomers. Look on Facebook, all the 60 year old dumb fucks do it. We complain about our education system now but it’s always sucked.

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u/Grub-lord 12h ago

It's a Boomer Thing They Do For Some Reason

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u/mecengdvr 13h ago

I had a boss that started doing that after his stroke.

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u/DisrememberedTea 13h ago

It’s like when they make certain words bold in children’s books. He knows his audience needs hand holding.

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u/Dry-Membership8141 14h ago

Canada doesn't pay your tariffs, bro. Americans do.

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u/stopscabbin 14h ago

If he could read...

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u/humanHamster 14h ago edited 9h ago

He'd be very upset.

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u/ignatious__reilly 13h ago

This is the part that blows my mind.

We pay for these tariffs. All of us do. American taxpayers are the ones getting fucked (as always).

I can’t stand this shit.

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u/RiverGroover 14h ago

Well, then it's time for Canadian citizens to start paying tarrifs on the global warming that the US exports. Trump didn't exit the Paris Climate Treaty and defund solar and wind projects for no reason. He's playing three-dimensional chess and is always three steps ahead of you. /s

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u/nickname13 10h ago
  1. companies raise prices to cover tariffs (americans pay tariffs)
  2. courts decide tariffs are unconstitutional
  3. government issues tariff rebates to companies (americans pay tariffs again, with tax dollars)
  4. companies keep rebates, because free money
  5. companies keep higher prices, because profits!

conculsion: americans pay tariffs twice; get shafted with higher prices.

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u/ProcedureTop3149 14h ago

90% of our country is forest. What do they expect us to do? Walk the entire country picking up sticks?

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u/engine-doors-club 14h ago

Yes, because he believes that debris on the forest floor is causing fires

Yes, he thinks that Mark Carney should go out with a shovel in a broom and sweep the floor of the forest

This is what happens when somebody isn’t told no their entire life

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u/DJTurd 14h ago

He understands ecology as much as RFKJ understands biology as much as McMahon understands education as much as Patel understands law enforcement as much as Hegseth understands national defense as much as...

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u/ripley1875 13h ago

It’s shit-turtles all the way down Randers

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u/Suspicious-Dog2876 11h ago

Nice shit analogy rick

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u/z3r0f0xgiven 10h ago

Hear that? The shit winds are blowing, Rand.

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 13h ago

Dude has never set foot in a fucking forest.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 14h ago

Gotta rake those forests!

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 14h ago

Yes, that's literally exactly what Trump expects.  I wish I was making this up.

https://youtu.be/nwL6GWYg34M

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u/cbs-anonmouse 13h ago

It’s reqlly typical of Trump on everything: he has long-standing opinions about facts that are basically childish and wrong. But no amount of education or correction by anyone—especially anyone who knows about the subject in question—will convince him otherwise.

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u/R400TVR 14h ago

Well, that's a good sign that Canada should stop all fire aid to America. They should then tariff America for polluting Canadian air by burning "clean" coal.

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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago edited 11h ago

LA has a massive fire, we send a bunch of water bombers and fire fighters with their equipment to help. Canada gets a fire, we get threats, and hostile economic action? trump really is the gift that keeps on taking. Like cancer, or aids.

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u/theAlpacaLives 13h ago

To a bad-faith actor like Trump, every disaster is nothing more than a chance to stoke anger at perceived enemies. The Carolina floods? Claim Biden's refusing to let FEMA help (even when he was doing everything he could.) When Trump's in charge, he'll withhold FEMA aid to natural disasters in states he's mad at. Fires in LA destroying whole neighborhoods of homes? Yell about how it's the fault of DEI because the LA mayor and fire chief were Black women. Now there's fires in Canada, and so Trump is going to take the opportunity to remind us that while he's launching an stupid wasteful awful illegal war in the Middle East, and alienating any allies left in Europe, he hasn't forgotten that he's also bent on destroying any good will we have with our neighboring nation, who's always been an ally and never done the US any great harm ever, but that won't stop Trump from stirring up bad blood anyway.

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u/Euronated-inmypants 14h ago edited 7h ago

They say this the same week. a Canadian pilot was killed in the United States by American fighting American wildfires in Colorado.

the most disgusting human beings I have ever come across in my entire life are currently sitting in the US administration. Anybody who supports them should be considered a hostile enemy of Canada.

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u/No_Perspective1135 12h ago

They should be considered a hostile enemy of the rest of the American people too.

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u/WendySteeplechase 14h ago

says the man who hates renewable energy and would rather pump fossil fuels into the atmosphere than look at a windmill.

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u/Mistur_Keeny 14h ago

He couldn't stop California wildfires. How's a country with more forest and 1/10th the population going to do it?

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u/Mister-Erect 12h ago

We Canadians have to help them with their wildfires every year 😂

I mean how does Trump's staff not review these posts? Do they not stop him and say "Mmmmm Mr fuck face Trump? Canada aids us in life threatening situations every year especially our forest fires, threatening them is probably not a good idea".

One of Canadas firefighters died a few days ago fighting a natural fire in America on top of it 🤦, how embarrassing. They didn't even acknowledge that death, if an American service member dies helping our country we ALWAYS have our government acknowledge it. I guess Republican governments acknowledge that sacrifice by threatening them 🤷

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u/The-Tarman 13h ago

Says the asshole that got rid of the Forestry Service in the US

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u/Franklin_le_Tanklin 14h ago

The US is the largest cumulative CO2 producer in history.

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u/DrinkingVomit 14h ago

Americans are the single most destructive organism in the known universe. Accounting for a 12-16 ton carbon footprint print each, 4x the global average.

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u/Glad-Fuel2093 13h ago

Also, that's an average based on some 2% of VERY high users and 98% of us can't afford to run out air conditioning in the summer cause our power bills have gone up 100% over 5-6 years (in Maryland).

I'm not emitting 1/50th of that and neither are any of my neighbors, friends or family.

So it's a misleading statistic even if true.

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u/FewAct2027 14h ago edited 13h ago

I think it's about time Canada stops sending water bombers to US forest fires.

If a society extends unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, and doesn't reserve the right to act against intolerance, then the tolerant will eventually be destroyed, and tolerance along with them.

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u/Either-Banana-7323 14h ago

Short of the US invading or outright banning us from going down I dont see that happening. Isn't in our personality, and it isnt individual Americans who are at fault here but theyre the ones who would suffer if we didnt help.

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u/OG_2_tone420 14h ago

I’m sorry. I’m an American, and it is individual Americans that have elected these people. As an American, Canada should tell us to fuck all the way off.

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u/FewAct2027 13h ago

If a society extends unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, and doesn't reserve the right to act against intolerance, then the tolerant will eventually be destroyed, and tolerance along with them.

I do feel for you guys caught in the middle though.

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u/jovin49 14h ago

The world's biggest polluter calling the kettle black.

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u/Lucky-Mia 14h ago

I think it was 2018 when a California gender reveal blocked out the sun where i live in Canada for 10 days. It's not like they don't have their own wild, fire problem.

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u/theAlpacaLives 14h ago

The fire that started with fireworks at a gender reveal was in 2020; I know because I was living only a few miles from it at the time. It was also pretty far south in California, so I doubt that particular fire's smoke was reaching Canada, but at the same time it was going, there were also very large fires going in northern California, and several medium-size ones in Oregon and Washington, so smoke from those ones was probably getting into Canada. The 2020 west coast fire season was awful.

None of this changes the main point of your comment, that the US has a big problem with wildfires, and that Trump trying to turn fire season into a political argument, and make it out to be all Canada's fault, is both insulting and stupid.

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u/Existing-Doughnut-60 13h ago

No he will blame those fires on democrats. Or more specifically Barack Hussein Obama.

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u/BIG_SCIENCE 14h ago

Canada is literally known for environmental protections and clean water. So clearly we are the reason why the world is burning

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u/RedDeer505 13h ago

How dare you use logic and facts.

*extra tarrifs*

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u/DrinkingBuddy22 13h ago

I'm so embarrassed to be an American right now. I hope the world knows many Americans fucking hate this dipshit.

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u/MoustiqueAbondants 9h ago

Too bad not enough of you are bothered enough to show up to vote.

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u/Huxtopher 13h ago

I hope Carney tells him to fuck off.

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u/LiquidMoves 14h ago

Debris removal from forrests?

Doesn't that defeat the whole fucking point of ecosystems?

Fuck this guy.

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 13h ago

Remember, this is a man to whom "Central Park" is "the outdoors".

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u/ndtoronto 13h ago

Carney should tell him that Canada is going to charge the US for the clean air the forests provide for the other fifty weeks a year.

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u/HobbyTalkOnly 14h ago

Alright.

Come on up. We'll take a floatplane into the areas... so you can get a view of what an actual fucking forest looks like, and maybe you can tell me HOW THE FUCK TO "CLEAN UP DEBRIS" you fucking MORON.

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u/Aktivhate 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW
Ok that’s enough bozo, nap time!

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u/Nythoren 13h ago

Wait, so clear air and reducing pollution is something Trump cares about now? The EPA will be surprised to hear about that.

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u/Aggressive-Ad-4157 14h ago

LOLL he wants Canada to "clean" their forests which makes up most of the the surface area (excluding the northern part where trees don't grow). Dumbest motherf*cker to ever exist, not even close

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u/TheNaughtyHoneyBee 14h ago

He just keeps trying to punish other countries with tariffs even while his admin owes companies billions in tariff refunds currently...

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u/Large_Score6728 14h ago

Outraged that nobody is maintaining the woods. That’s cute. Canada should send him a condemnation for starting a war and contributing to global warming.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 14h ago

Meanwhile a Canadian fight fighter helicopter pilot just died last month fighting fires in Colorado

Not to mention the fact that America is a top polluter and contributor to climate change, which they also deny, but also at the same time claim the dark government can control hurricanes... which their guy is currently head of which only makes sense until toy realize the words used in this post are thinly veiled threat of invasion and narratives to do so.

FUCK Trump. This guy murdered an American firefighter for a staged photo op as well.

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u/Toy_Soulja 14h ago

Hes such a cunt, I cant believe this timeline

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u/3atTh3R1ch79 14h ago

Just go away, Don... and take all of your cronies with you. You will not be missed.

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u/stinkyelbows 13h ago

As a fire suppression pilot, I can confirm this muppet is in fact a muppet.

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u/FahQ-05 11h ago

552,000,000 sq km of forest one of the largest in the world. Well just go out this weekend and pick up some sticks. 👍

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u/Heywood_jablowme72 14h ago

We have 900 million acres of forest in Canada how do you clean the underbrush like that? Wouldn't it be easier just to send some of your firefighters up to maybe help us put out the fires like we would do for you guys. Or should we just let California burn next time.

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u/allquckedup 13h ago

This opens up precedence for other countries to tariff the US due to environmental issues. Example, Europe based on this could tariff or limit trade due to green house gases the US puts into the air. Canada could do the same for the pollution placed into the waters in and around Alaska for the petroleum and resource extraction.

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 12h ago

It's mind-blowing how much stupidity comes out of your 'so-called' leaders. Even more alarming are those who buy into their bullshit.

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u/Pandatams 11h ago

What the hell kind of President blames the country for the fires instead of sending help to get them under control?!!! What a POS!!!

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u/ApolloDan 11h ago

California has fires, and Canada sends water bombers. Canada has fires, and the USA sends threats.

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u/iupvotethankyou 9h ago

Worst part of being PM of Canada is having to take calls from this fuckwit.

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