r/SipsTea • u/PleasantBus5583 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 6h ago

Chugging tea Loyalty Hit Different

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u/BrotherMort 6h ago

Clearly this was a sting operation.

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u/OrganizationTop3755 6h ago

Honeypot too

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u/Horse_Dad 6h ago

Cops were combing the area.

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u/gcko 6h ago

Not minding their beeswax. Real buzz kill.

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u/Flufferbot5000 4h ago

No need to drone on about it

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 3h ago

They bumbled earlier attempts

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u/ComedianFragrant9515 3h ago

It was a royal jam.

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u/BigOleDawggo 2h ago

She didn’t feel the need to bee nice about it

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u/brainburger 1h ago

They earned their stripes that day.

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u/hungry4nuns 1h ago

Reddit is such a hive mind

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u/humakavulaaaa 5h ago

Oh honey, they can't even find their own balls even if they get kicked in them

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 5h ago

I know we are all just dancing around the issue but the topic is more about the buzzing good time talking about pollinators and puns.

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u/humakavulaaaa 5h ago

That's just the bee's knees ain't it

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 5h ago

yea. oh you said honey at hte start, i was distracted by the balls. my bad.

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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD 5h ago

We aint found shit!

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u/AndyceeIT 5h ago

With no smoking gun, they needed a swat team

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u/rohnoitsrutroh 𝙑𝙄𝙋 6h ago

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u/Popsinthehse 6h ago

Lol nice job..

Cops are a different breed between this and articles about shooting family dogs show they don't deserve to wear a badge..

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 2h ago

But they were just following orders. /s

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u/G25777K 6h ago

I knew something was fishy… but apparently it was honey.

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u/Caskanteron 6h ago

Have your like and get the fuck out

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u/_FellowTraveller_ 5h ago

Cops would have shot the bees if they were Africanized.

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u/Fox-Flimsy 5h ago

To bee or not to bee, that is the question

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u/LunaNettle 𝙑𝙄𝙋 5h ago

Talk about taking "Bee-Hive" literally, that is truly next level loyalty

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u/louieorganic 5h ago

Most on-point comment of the week

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u/Pure_Appearance_8175 4h ago

The clearly wanted the "no s oke" option.

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u/tanksalotfrank 43m ago

Bee serious

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u/Cyan_Kurrokawa 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R9yLfikwYAF32

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 6h ago

Ah there it is. Had to scroll too far to find this.

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u/chystatrsoup 5h ago

They said 7 minutes after the comment was posted and 9 minutes after OP

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u/NOTcreative- 5h ago

Past the whole 3 other comments

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u/utukore 3h ago

Too far

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u/TheShaydow 3h ago

But they have that sweet 30 upvotes at 3 hours. Good thing they got there first.

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u/Apart-Zucchini-5825 6h ago

Ok release her or this is a clear villain origin story

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 5h ago

Look the story of the Beekeeper writes itself. but this origin story is fire lol

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u/Glagaire 1h ago

villain Antihero

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u/Middle-Interview-183 6h ago

Everyone knows you don't mess with a beekeeper

https://giphy.com/gifs/mTEJuumP9HrhtZZOFC

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u/Brasalies 5h ago

Great movie

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u/Havier_Gacha 4h ago

Jason Statham absolutely killed it with his performance.

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u/Brasalies 4h ago

Always does. Hes one of my favorite actors. Kind and humble, an ACTUAL badass irl, and a great actor.

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u/mindscapepix 6h ago

Not all heroes wear capes. This one wears bees!

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u/RedditOfUnusualSize 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dcubXtnbck0RG

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u/Far-Computer8825 6h ago

My mom used to watch Oprah. I can hear her voice
“today’s a special day because not only did Dianna win bees! If everyone would look under the seats, you’ll notice everyone gets a bag of bees!!” container door drops releasing millions of bees into the audience.

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u/yancovigen 4h ago

This never fails to make me laugh, she looks like a super villain

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u/Wilful_Fox 4h ago

The way she walks off waving 👋

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u/Tired_Dad_9521 5h ago

They didn’t try to give her more than six months because that would have required a jury trial and they knew damn well they were not going to get a conviction under those circumstances.

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u/Graybeard_Shaving 5h ago edited 4h ago

Oh, it went to trial.

Jury acquitted on all felonies, and there were several charged, but convicted on a bunch of misdemeanors. Sentence was light because the judge took it easy and Massachusetts is generally one of the more lenient states when it comes to incarceration.

DA threw everything they could at her so the DA definitely wanted her bad.

There was a non trivial chance that this could have had an absolutely life altering outcome for her.

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u/DoingBestWeCan 4h ago

I'm sure the cops wanted her nuked. Maybe don't try to evict grandmas in the middle of cancer treatment, eh guys?

Seriously, of I was a juror here, I'd be like, "I will accept the state fining her $75 for unauthorized use of bees. Innocent of everything else."

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u/NSFWies 3h ago

As a juruurururururhrprororeoro , you only get to decide guilty or not for each charge. Judge dred decides how intense the sentence is.

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u/SnoopingStuff 6h ago

What books would she like and how much on her prison card

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u/PleasantBus5583 𝙑𝙄𝙋 6h ago

Queen With Courage.

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u/goosenuggie 5h ago

Can you imagine being 80 years old, having cancer and then getting evicted? Thats really sad

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u/mydadsbasement 4h ago

And the police have nothing else useful to be doing other than enforcing the banks will.

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u/silverware9021 6h ago

The Beekeeper 2 with Jason Statham 

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 6h ago

Now that is definitely worth it to bail her out of this.

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 5h ago

lol could you imagine a go fund me to bail her out, help her friend out, and get her 10 times as many bees. just to strike fear into the area.

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u/spidermans_mom 4h ago

I think we need to start a go fund me for Jason Statham to take the money and bail her out.

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u/Eggmasstree 2h ago

When I'm bored I ask an AI to generate me random scenario of Jason Statam with a random profession. And come up with cheesy oneliners.

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u/Prized-Potato 6h ago

People throw the word legend around a little too easily these days. This lady absolutely fits the bill. Absolute legend.

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u/nightwing2369 5h ago

I dont trust cops anymore

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 5h ago

The beekeeper did nothing wrong...

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u/ThomasDownez 6h ago

Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs that have bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?!

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u/SmellGestapo 5h ago

Release the robotic Richard Simmons.

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u/BraisedBullshi 6h ago

It's illegal for bugs to be around?

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u/AdministrativeShip33 6h ago

Sad that and 80 year old undergoing cancer treatment still has to worry about eviction at that age. We live in a time where you either get treatment for your illness or pay your bills and save the treatment for death.

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u/Left-Nebula-879 6h ago

She is fucking Metal!

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u/KeySite2601 6h ago

My hero

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u/TheObsidianHawk 6h ago

Imagine the Street Cred she is going to get in jail.

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u/Green-Inkling 5h ago

i'm on his side. evicting an elderly is bad enough. evicting an elderly with cancer is a whole new level of cruelty.

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u/csfshrink 49m ago

They skipped the step of having the bees shoot out of attack dog’s mouths.

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u/Slimshady_349 6h ago

Should’ve minded their own beeezzzness.

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u/BigB0ss_89 6h ago

I'm with the Lord of the bees here. If someone is going through devastating medical treatments the law should prevent a landlord from making you homeless during that time. It's crazy to think some piece of shit would even do that but some people are evil and should be bound by law to behave better.

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u/Ghosty_Boo-B00 1h ago

Medicaid should be paying his rent

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u/DahliaSkarigal 5h ago

People who lack empathy for the 80-year old and enjoy licking boots?

This is definitely Reddit.

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u/Mysterious-Kick9881 5h ago

Where's her gofundme?

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 3h ago

Do you ever try to evict an 80 year old man while he’s undergoing cancer treatment and stop to think “Maybe I’m a bad guy”

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u/Hot-N-Ready-Poo 6h ago

You can't BEE here!

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u/JonEdwinPoquet 6h ago

She was Miss BeeHaving.

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u/TylerH87 5h ago

She was trying to get the cops to buzz off.

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 5h ago

I'm sure this headline is bullshit

That doesn't change the fact that anyone that works for fascists is a fascist

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u/Less_Tacos 5h ago

Evicting an 80 year old cancer patient? Those fucking pigs need to burn in hell.

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 5h ago

Release her, she was framed!

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u/Felconite 4h ago

An eviction woefully under populated by bees. A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that.

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u/HaydenB 4h ago

Whats this?! An eviction notice woefully underpopulated by bees?

A large influx of bees will put a stop to that!

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u/sparta-117 4h ago

Not the bees!!

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u/Jeramy_Jones 3h ago

Super villain origin story.

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u/SonoranLiving 3h ago

Didn’t Jason Statham do something similar

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u/8thSt 3h ago

This is the way We The People should stand up against an oppressive State built to extract the wealth of the masses for hoarding by a few psychopaths.

Bees.

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u/Comfortable-Deal160 3h ago

Too bad the deputies weren’t allergic.

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u/Remarkable-Ad-6740 2h ago

SHE S OPENING THE BEES!!!!!!

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u/Senior_Torte519 1h ago

So did the bees survive or what?

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u/Hellas2002 1h ago

It’s a failure of the state if the elderly can’t afford medical treatments and housing.

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u/Turbulent_Heart9290 1h ago

This belongs in r/chaoticgood as far as I'm concerned.

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 1h ago

They're evicting an 80 year old cancer patient and they arrested the beekeeper? Maybe they should arrest the heartless bastards throwing the cancer victim on the street.

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u/Actaeon_II 44m ago

I mean i get it. While the deputies were legit just doing their jobs , there’s a crap backstory but at least she was creative, and less than lethal

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u/Ghoulscomecrawling 11m ago

I support this

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u/Wheredoesthisonego 6h ago

How does a lady letting her bees out to get some exercise land her in jail? Did she direct the bees to attack the officers?

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u/ragequitteroffureh 5h ago

Hm. You know when bees find a good patch of flowers, and they do a dance that encodes flight routes and coordinates in order to inform their little bee colleagues...

Well, it makes me think that this beekeeper lady may actually know the correct breakdancing moves to instruct the bees to lay siege to certain individuals.

However, unless that can locate another bee whisperer, I really don't see how it's possible to prove that beyond the shadow of a doubt. Because to the layman, it may simply have looked like she was doing The Robot.

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u/quoala678 6h ago

Man some one definitely played metal gear solid

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 5h ago

Love it. make it a movie, use the profits to help her friend and her... and possibly the wounded deputies lol

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u/dickflip1980 5h ago

Should've released the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

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u/HuntressDriver 5h ago

Beekeeper needs to bee smarter next time.

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u/Half_Halt 5h ago

Am I the only old person thinking "HEEEEELAAN?

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u/maybeinoregon 5h ago

She’s opening the bees!!

I don’t know why, but that hits my funny bone lol

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u/DJettster237 5h ago

What a Queen....bee.

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u/klutzy_icepod 5h ago

She needs to be sainted asap

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u/FogCity7X7 5h ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

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u/profanedivinity 5h ago

Send in ... The BEES

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u/Sad-Cancel-5577 5h ago

not all heros wear capes, some wear bee-suits.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5h ago

hits different frfr ngl no cap

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u/Dude_Guzzington 5h ago

“She’s opening the bees!” must have been crazy to hear being yelled IRL

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u/myztry 4h ago

Show em your badge!

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u/badcandy7 4h ago

Fuckin goated

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u/Greghole 4h ago

People think I got the power because I got the bees. Nope. I got the power 'cuz I'll let the bees loose. They don't understand that.

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u/Green-Dare-2079 4h ago

I am a beekeeper . To protect the hive, sometimes I use fire to smoke out hornets.

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u/Primary_Durian4866 4h ago

"This briefcase full of bees should help."

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u/MithrandirMaia 4h ago

She getting past St. Peter, Courts, Deputies and Health Care execs...maybe gonna be going down

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 3h ago

Smithers, release the Beez!

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u/CK_1976 3h ago

Did the bees shoot hounds out of their tails?

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u/PerformerDry7298 3h ago

She’s opening the bees!

Those cops were probably in disbeelief at that moment

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u/Long-Principle6565 3h ago

Guess he created quite the buzz around town

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u/Deviant-Knowledge-8 3h ago

She sounds like a super hero

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Love this lady. Does she have a go fund me?

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u/Grenadier_user 3h ago

NOT THE BEES

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u/TheHistorian2 2h ago

Say hello to my little friends!

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u/Legitimate-Let-7510 2h ago

Home alone if Kevin was a beekeeper.

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u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708 2h ago

First superhero with a super suit 🫡

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 2h ago

Remember, don't get sick...

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u/Open-Industry-8396 2h ago

As a 1 apartment landlord not really making any money off the rental I had this happen. Tenant got sick, couldnt pay and died. It sucks all around. I chose to lose several months rent instead of evict. Thats just my character but what if the landlord could not afford the loss? Or the loss has been over a year? I also discovered that the tenant had several relatives with decent money who couldve helped but chose not to. Why does the burden of this persons illness have to fall upon the landlord?

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u/ChloroquineEmu 2h ago

poor bees

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u/QuietOnesCuss 2h ago

Comrade Bees.

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u/CKWOLFACE 2h ago

Chaotic neutral

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u/kahlzun 1h ago

Whats this? A cancerous grandmother in the process of eviction with a disturbing lack of BEES?!?
My apparantly bee-shaped bee container FILLED WITH BEES should put a stop to that!

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u/Ok-Pizza-6094 1h ago

The Pain! The Pain! The Pain!

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u/general_smooth 1h ago

Beekeeper movie irl hit different

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u/foolishlyhere1 1h ago

If your shitty bee prepared for the consequences

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u/Acchhhg 8m ago

Like a true Aburame's clan elder

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u/Fun-Aside3990 4m ago

Somewhere that people can donate to them and their friend?

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u/HighLord-Skeletor 1m ago

Surely there has to be another solution than using sheriffs to evict an 80 year old with cancer? Anyway release the bee's