What do I even say to him now…

this happened at 3am btw also my keyboard got crushed so im using my mouse on the on screen keyboard.

My wife came back from the store and said that someone rear-ended her just enough to scrape the bumper. I went out and looked at it, and it had been hit hard enough to leave an impression of their license plate (not readable). She said it seemed like the old man was drinking or on something and she let them go.

I was mad because she let someone go that had damaged the car and could possibly be a danger to other people.

But, as I’m writing this, I realized that my wife may have backed into another car and drove away, and doesn’t wanna tell me.

Yep. Pepsi Poland's brand designers decided that this is totally ok, stores decided that it's also totally ok to put them next to each other (and ofc they get mixed).

They had ONE JOB: put pineapples 🍍 on the can.

Who the heck puts "E" to the right of large, so you think it's extra large, but it's really extra *small*? 🙄

I was very hung over and of course needed some Taco Bell. As I pulled in, I noticed this huge Fifth wheel parked on the wrong side of the road. I pulled into the drive through and saw this. Not to mention they were also parked in front of a fire hydrant. Guy at the window said, “not gunna lie, they have been there awhile.”

Restaurant I worked at closed due to rent increases. I got transferred and now. A 20 minute walk to work requires me to get on this bus with no shade! Temps reached 104 today. I also can’t just wait somewhere else since this is next to and and the bus will no stop if I’m not at the bus stop

Edit: I know this could be worse and I’m not gonna let it stop me from going to work. Also looking for a new job. This is just … mildly infuriating

We have a newborn and our house is getting up to 82 thankfully the nursery has every fan and portable AC unit keeping it cold, but for every other room its been a nightmare with a heat index of 105. Then we open the door to see that mold has been growing. They have ignored 3 work orders put in and I'm about to become a Karen I swear to God

New Starbucks cups were made available in stores today. Most cups seem to have been snatched up by resellers to make a quick buck. Retails for $35.

Meaning I have to exit through a side door to grab it. It feels like it'd be so easy not to do it, but maybe I expect too much from the drivers in my area.

The coffee mug I have had since day one at the company I work for (8 years) had an unfortunate accident today. Absolutely gutted.

It's hot here and I really wanted cold water for my dancing class. I wasn't sure if it was safe to drink screw water, so I had to throw it away and replace it with pisswarm tap water from their bathroom sink.

At least I saw it before drinking so I didn't swallow it or choke on it and die (which would've been slightly more than mildly infuriating)

Found this on my car leaving work and scared the life out of me had my friend call the number and it was just a hail damage repair number like sir leave a business card I can throw away next time I’m so overly irritated 🤣

First it blocked the fluid flow, then made a hole and all I was drinking was air.

There was so much fucking seasoning in it I literally couldn't finish it or the second burrito I ordered, there was also only meat and a small amount of shredded cheese, none of the other requested toppings I ordered