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u/HeidenShadows 3h ago
Where I wish you can use the atomizer from a vehicle.
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u/PerfectView3530 58m ago
does the atomizer even work on vehicles in that game
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u/DrSimplices 51m ago
Ye, low damage, high physics knockback, good for unflipping or moving vehicles.
-A Previous GTA Online Enjoyer
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u/Hob_Goblin88 Pentium II | 256MB RAM | GeForce MX200 3h ago
Or just get in the truck on the passenger side. 🤔
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 2h ago edited 48m ago
Or learn to drive and don’t fly into a wall. That’s been an easy skill to learn since, idk, III.
Edit: lot of GTA players who have zero fucking clue how to drive in-game, apparently. And also the post has absolutely nothing to do with the sub.
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u/Downvotesohoy 1h ago
So, you've played since GTA 3, and you've never hit a wall? Hundreds of hours of playing the game and never made any mistakes? That's wild!
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago
I’ve never floored a box truck into a curb, forcing it into a wall, gotten out, and then repeatedly gotten into multiple different vehicles and blamed the game/NPCs for my own fucking idiocy, no. No I have not.
I’m not sure it’s possible to have played this scenario more poorly, and yet the caption blames NPCs for the controller’s idiocy.
Cool beans. It’s blatantly a skill issue, as many others in the post have pointed out.
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u/Schmerglefoop 28m ago
Npcs driving headlessly into a crashed truck and just staying put, endlessly piling on. Yeah, working as intended, everything else is a skill issue.
What are you, trolling or something? What a weird thing to argue about
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u/AccomplishedAccess74 1h ago
You'd melt a lemon with that bitter mouth of yours
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago edited 1h ago
Did you write that nonsense with AI? They turned into a curb at speed and slammed straight into a wall.
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u/AccomplishedAccess74 1h ago
Only a german disease could be as unfunny as you are.
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago
Running up to an entirely separate vehicle, pressing the button to get into it, getting into it, and then getting pissed off at NPCs who haven’t even hit you is a skill issue. This entire video clip is a series of skill issues. Failure to drive, failure to navigate, failure to press a button at the correct time.
But no, it’s obviously because of those dastardly NPCs the OOP sucks at the game!
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u/Local_Refrigerator43 1h ago
Or maybe a lot of people that can actually enjoy a joke and not try to be smartasses?
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago
Yes, the joke of
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Reposting a video with an awful TikTok soundtrack, to a subreddit where it’s not relevant, of someone intentionally playing a game poorly for ragebait.
How hysterical the internet has become!
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u/4AMfQRgOoHwHJ8 1h ago
That's a lot of downvotes but I agree with you
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago
As do all the other top level thread comments pointing out the severe skill issue. The clip is someone playing the game poorly for engagement bait, posted by an account with a, let’s call it mildly suspect posting history. This is just playing the game stupidly. Intentionally or not.
And, moreover, it has fuck all to do with the subreddit itself.
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u/LostInTheRapGame 1h ago
This is just playing the game stupidly. Intentionally or not.
And imagine caring this much about it. It's just supposed to be a funny clip. But you're over here getting absolutely bent. lol
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u/Additional_Cream_535 3h ago
i mean the first car that crashed into him from the rear is really the only problem
the moment he got it away he could have reversed the truck and went right then drove away
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u/firebunbun 1h ago
He can't. The armored car doesn't allow entry on the other side, and every time he tried to enter it Micheal is defaulting to trying to get in the yellow car. That's why he eventually decided to try moving it, then the yellow car got pinned too.
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u/jld2k6 5700x3d 32gb 3600 rtx5080 360hz 1440 QD-OLED 2tb nvme 1h ago
He couldn't get into the truck because the yellow car was blocking the animation from happening (at least from the driver's side)
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u/Majestic-Bell-7111 Ryzen 5 3600/32 GB ram/5700xt 1m ago
Go to the passenger side, press the key to enter,, wait 3 seconds and you get teleported in, even if you can't enter from passenger side
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u/addictedskipper Desktop R9 390 3h ago
Worst. Music. Ever.
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u/OtherwisePower1355 3h ago
First you drive straight into the wall without thinking of braking and steering, just holding the gas and then when you killed those in yellow car instead of going in your truck and reversing pushing them back, nah you decide that you got to enter their car and move it 20cm like thats gonna save things. On top of all stupid actions you also tried to kill the driver and enter the car that smashed into your drivers door and blocked them instead of going around the truck and entering through the passengers door.
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u/BGummyBear PC Master Race 3h ago
Yeah, they did this to themselves. It's still really funny though.
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago edited 56m ago
Something’s off about this whole fucking post. Has nothing to do with the sub, video is of someone playing the game poorly, or a moron playing the game and thinking it’s being unfair.
Probably the worst driving attempt I’ve ever seen in a GTA game.
Check OP’s comment history, it’s all about hustling.
Edit: I’m sure there’s nothing suspicious about all the accounts that have never interacted with this sub before jumping in the comments either.
I’ll repeat: the fuck does this have to do with the sub?
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u/OtherwisePower1355 1h ago
Yeah, I've never had something like this happen in GTA 5. It looks to me like he turned on the crazy npcs cheat from SA.
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1h ago
Yeah. The NPCs don’t even hit him. Flies into a wall, gets out, runs at an entirely different vehicle, gets in, and it’s the enemy AI fault? How does this fit the sub? This is someone playing the game like ass.
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u/OtherwisePower1355 57m ago
Literally. He makes mistakes one after the other and its somehow game's fault. Would hate to see him play GTA 4 if he plays GTA 5 like this...
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u/General_abby 2h ago
This feels too real. It's like a poetic version of my life. I'm scared of GTA VI...
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u/ProwerTheFox PC Master Race | i9-10900k 3080 1h ago
Friendly reminder: Cockstar deliberately made the AI drive worse in GTA online so you'd be more likely to buy shark cards.
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u/Cymelion 3h ago
Just ... just go in the passenger side on the truck my dude?
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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 46m ago
Or don’t get out of the truck in the first place. Reverse over the smaller, less massive vehicles. Or don’t fly into a curb and then smash into a wall and blame NPCs for it.
Or they could have not posted this to the sub, since it has nothing to do with the sub.
Lots of options!
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u/SkyLLin3 i5 13600K | RTX 4080S | 32GB 2h ago
Yeah thanks for reposting most upvoted post from a different sub bot
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u/grim5000 1h ago
Why is the same shitty annoying jazz track on every fucking video now?
Might as well have a toddler screaming in my ear
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u/Shiirooo 53m ago
botted thread, 4,5k upvote, barely 100 comments in less than 4 hours.
mods, do ur job
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u/Presently_Naked 3h ago
Hahaha wtf my man I would have lost my cool at the black car and ended up with 5 stars chasing me.. Shit like this fucking annoying
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u/smirkhappydeep 2h ago
Is that Nico, from the last time GTA was actually good? Dammmmn what a flashback.
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u/Coyote65 1h ago
This made me think of the phrase "It's turtles all the way down".
But instead of turtles it's dumbasses and they're everywhere.
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u/Total_Mix9276 42m ago
Guys will really fly up to the corner doing 60mph, not brake, than go 'i hate these npcs' after they crash.. like bro, you're the NPC in question.
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u/FuManBoobs 41m ago
I uninstalled yesterday. Complete mess of a game. More frustrating than fun now.
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u/Krio_LoveInc 26m ago
Stolen from r/gtaonline. Bot account.
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u/_Khaleel_AK_ 23m ago
I m not a bot dude, get a life.
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u/Smooth_Taste1250 10m ago
That's the point where I take out the rocketlauncher and give a fuck about the job😂
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u/SmolishPPman EVGA 3090 FTW3 Ultra | R9 3900X | 64GB DDR4 2h ago
I’m amazed people still play this game
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u/CmdrDilain 3h ago
This is some Monty Python level stuff